In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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