Don't you send me to vm
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
