How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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