What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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