cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
