So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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