Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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