Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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