Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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