We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Boobs speak an international language.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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