Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
