Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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