We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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