id be glad to
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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