last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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