a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Randomize
