my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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