He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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