I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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