So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
