STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
