Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
