Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
kristin has been a bad kristin
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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