too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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