Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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