yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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