you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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