YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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