i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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