I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
