Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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