Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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