How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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