So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
one might say we're banned from that church
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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