We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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