I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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