he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
be right there i have to get my cape
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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