You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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