you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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