First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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