i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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