i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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