This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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