Me too!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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