How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
i out mim tonsoeep
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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