Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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