I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
At least life still wants to fuck me.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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