I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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