You just made me feel so damn special
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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