And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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