So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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