Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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