what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
