his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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